THE last time Crystal Palace were about to play Spurs, I blogged.
Big mistake.
My footballing allegiances weren't exactly welcomed by some of the more vocal Palace fans, in fact I got pelters for it.
So, two days before Palace visit White Hart Lane, I've decided to blog again. Only this time, I've learned my lesson, and this is going to be a football-free zone.
All I'll say is may the best team win and all's fair in love and war - and all that stuff.
I'll instead focus on plugging tomorrow's Advertiser, which I'm especially satisfied with.
It's a veritable Smörgåsbord of news, sport, and entertainment, with a front page I hope (and think) will resonate with plenty of readers.
How on earth can a motorist living at one end of a Croydon street end up paying £528 MORE to insure their car than the same person if they lived at the other end of the same street?
We'll attempt to expose and explain the great car insurance lottery in tomorrow's paper.
Elsewhere, we reveal the results of our survey, posted on this site last week, taking Croydon's temperature as we enter 2014.
How optimistic do you feel about Croydon? How safe do you feel in Croydon? And what are your hopes and fears for Croydon in the coming year?
All will be revealed tomorrow, but thanks to the 550 people who took part and, we hope, provided a fair and revealing insight into modern-day Croydon.
There's also a look at Crystal Palace FC's accounts, published this week, good news for those who use the Coulsdon bypass, and how 'killer' hats for children were removed from sale at Surrey Street market.
Finally, on a lighter note, how on earth have we squeezed 80s poodle-haired crooner Michael Bolton, power singer Kenny Loggins, Screech from Saved by the Bell, and a Croydon X Factor singer into the same page 3 story?
If that's not worth 80p, I'm not sure what is.
Perhaps a Kenny Loggins CD?
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